astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
16 year old child:
mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
*stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!