so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
me at the beginning of the semester:
me in the middle of the semester
me at the end of the semester:
me after i take my last final:
The story of a true champion.
bae: come over
me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band
bae: my parents are not home
today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??